The Answer

I found another.
A partner.
A better half.
A life mate.
To share.
My time.
And experiences.
And we made.
A pact.
An accord.
To ensure.
That between us.
We experienced.
All life had.
To offer.
To do this.
We decreed.
That to any question.
Any decision.
I would say.
Yes.
And he would say.
No.
And so it went.
As I said.
Yes.
Over.
And over.
Sometimes.
I was subjugated.
Sometimes.
I soared.
As he said.
No.
And.
No.
And.
No.
Sometimes.
He was stifled.
Sometimes.
He was saved.
And although.
All in all.
It balanced out.
Each of us.
Taking pleasure.
Along with pain.
Spending roughly.
Equal amounts.
Of time.
In the sun.
In time.
We each became.
Jealous.
Of the other.
Of their answer.
Of their path.
And wanted.
To wriggle.
Our toes.
In greener grasses.
We began.
To argue.
To clash.
But all.
I could say.
Was.
Yes.
And.
Yes.
And.
Yes.
All he could say.
Was.
No.
And.
No.
And.
No.
And we went.
Around.
And.
Around.
Until we realised.
That we could set ourselves.
Free.
No more.
Questions.
Ever.
Only.
Statements.
No decisions.
Ever again.
Just floating.
Through life.
Going with.
The flow.
Adrift.
But.
Together.
And.
Now.
Equal.
Forever.
Free.
And.
Happy...

Your Internet Horoscope

Because the stars demand it...

Aries
Today you will realise that you distrust horoscopes.

Taurus
Did you lock the front door?

Gemini
Don't worry. They'll never find out.

Cancer
Your neighbour has been stealing your newspaper.

Leo
Your socks don't match.

Virgo
Just stop thinking about it.

Libra
A change is as good as a simile.

Scorpio
Count to ten before losing your temper. You'll have more to shout about by then.

Sagittarius
Flip a coin and then ignore it and do whatever you want.

Capricorn
Your best friend has secretly been watching The Bold and the Beautiful for six years.

Aquarius
Today is an auspicious day to buy a doughnut (donut).

Pisces
Don't forget to look both ways before crossing the street.