Because the stars demand it...
Today you will realise that you distrust horoscopes.
Did you lock the front door?
Don't worry. They'll never find out.
Your neighbour has been stealing your newspaper.
Your socks don't match.
Just stop thinking about it.
A change is as good as a simile.
Count to ten before losing your temper. You'll have more to shout about by then.
Flip a coin and then ignore it and do whatever you want.
Your best friend has secretly been watching The Bold and the Beautiful for six years.
Today is an auspicious day to buy a doughnut (donut).
Don't forget to look both ways before crossing the street.