Things I Am Looking Forward To When I Get My Braces Off

• Spending 90% less time wondering if there is something caught in my teeth.
• Nougat
• Being able to bite directly into things
• Nougat
• People over 60 not assuming I'm 15*
  
• Nougat
• Not getting the odd bit of cheek caught on the odd bit of metal
• Nougat
• Being able to floss my teeth without needing guiding apparatus
  
• Nougat
• Not suddenly realising I've been making weirdo faces at people as I absent-mindedly probe my braces with my tongue
• Nougat
• ...
  

I am going to eat the hell out of some Europe bars...





*The braids I've been sporting of late may have been contributing to this particular misconception