Cos if you can't prove I'm wrong you'll always wonder...
Aries
Today you, and 1/12th of the world's population, will meet a tall dark stranger.
Taurus
Your mother once gave you some good advice that would have come in handy today. Unfortunately you weren't listening.
Gemini
Take things one day at a time. It'll take people longer to notice that things are going missing.
Cancer
Take care of the big things and the little things will accumulate.
Leo
Even if everything DOES happen for a reason you still have the right to get mad. The reason may suck.
Virgo
Never imagine your audience naked during a presentation. You'll either lose your place or traumatise yourself.
Libra
Don't waste your time wishing on stars. Odds are they can't speak English.
Scorpio
Don't take any advice today.
Sagittarius
Beware of people who offer proverbs as problem solvers. They're jerks.
Capricorn
Tomorrow may be another day but you still have to get through today first.
Aquarius
Have you checked behind the sofa?
Pisces
They're up to something. Keep an eye on them.
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