Cos if you can't prove I'm wrong you'll always wonder...
Today you, and 1/12th of the world's population, will meet a tall dark stranger.
Your mother once gave you some good advice that would have come in handy today. Unfortunately you weren't listening.
Take things one day at a time. It'll take people longer to notice that things are going missing.
Take care of the big things and the little things will accumulate.
Even if everything DOES happen for a reason you still have the right to get mad. The reason may suck.
Never imagine your audience naked during a presentation. You'll either lose your place or traumatise yourself.
Don't waste your time wishing on stars. Odds are they can't speak English.
Don't take any advice today.
Beware of people who offer proverbs as problem solvers. They're jerks.
Tomorrow may be another day but you still have to get through today first.
Have you checked behind the sofa?
They're up to something. Keep an eye on them.